THE WHOOP-DE-DOOPER BOUNCE


Ya can't bounce the bounce
If ya can't even pronounce the bounce
Ahem, repeat after Tigger....

The Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!
The Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!

Its got the zip that makes you flip and thats what really counts
In the Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce

Now, half this bounce is
90 percent mental
If ya calculate the specific Tiggerjectory of
yer Stripecelleration Diviferous by the
Square Boot of yer Rebounce, yer
Vertical Situituation should Riccatica-chet
yer Hydraulific Fu-silly-age into
an Accelerometric De-orbit! 
Any questions?

Spoken:
When do I get to learn the Whooping Looper Whooper...
I mean the Looper Dooper Whooper...

The Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!
The Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!

The more you try the more you fly 
And that's what really counts
In the Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!

Now ya swing yer legs up high
And ya twist yer tail in tight!
Wind up all yer springs and
And with yer eyes fixated straight ahead
Ya let it all loose

Spoken:
Umm, is this right?

It's best when done by tiggers
'Cause our tiggerific figures
And filled with vims and vigors
And thats the thing that triggers

The Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!
The Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce!
The more you try the more you fly and thats what really counts

Right...it activates, and elevates,accelerates and more(weee)
You're bouncing off the ceiling, like you never did before(wooo)
The Whoop-de-Dooper(Whoop-de-Dooper)
Loop-de-Looper(Loop-de-Looper)
Alley-Ooper Bounce

WOW!