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IF IT SAYS SO
A map is not a guess, an estimation, or a hunch
A feeling or a foolish intuition
A map is a dependable, unwavering
Inarguably accurate portrayer of your position
Nevr trust your ears, your nose, your eyes
Putting faith in them is most unwise
Here's a phrase you all must memorize
"In the printed word is where truth lies"
Never trust your tummies, tails, or toes
You can't learn a thing from any of those
Here's amother fact I must disclose
From the mighty pen true wisdom flows
If it says so
Then it is so
If it is so
So it is
A thought's not fit to think
Till it's printed in ink
Then it says so
So it is
Never trust that thing between your ears
Brains will get you nowhere fast, my dears
Haen't had a need for mine in years
On the page is where the truth appears
If it says so
Then it is so
If it is so
So it is
A thought's not fit to think
Till it's printd in ink
Never differ from or doubt it
Or go anywhere without it
Thank goodness we've got this ...
So we don't need to fret about it
If it says so
So it is!
